WEBVTT 1 00:01:08.151 --> 00:01:10.028 Oh, my God. 00:01:10.195 --> 00:01:11.780 Christ! 00:01:14.992 --> 00:01:16.827 Shit. 00:01:23.917 --> 00:01:26.336 Oh, God. Oh, my God. 00:01:26.503 --> 00:01:29.339 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Think, think, think. 00:01:32.801 --> 00:01:34.511 Oh, my gosh. 00:02:03.957 --> 00:02:06.168 Okay. Come on, come on, come on. 00:02:06.543 --> 00:02:08.211 Come on. 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:15.218 My name is Walter Hartwell White. 00:02:15.385 --> 00:02:20.891 I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. 00:02:21.058 --> 00:02:24.936 To all law-enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. 00:02:25.103 --> 00:02:28.065 I am speaking to my family now. 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:36.782 Skyler. 00:02:36.990 --> 00:02:39.201 You are the love of my life. 00:02:39.368 --> 00:02:41.370 I hope you know that. 00:02:42.746 --> 00:02:44.790 Walter Jr. 00:02:44.998 --> 00:02:47.084 You're my big man. 00:02:47.417 --> 00:02:52.047 There are-- There are going to be some things-- 00:02:52.214 --> 00:02:54.883 Things that you'll come to learn about me... 00:02:55.050 --> 00:02:56.760 ...in the next few days. 00:02:56.927 --> 00:03:02.432 I just want you to know that no matter how it may look... 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:05.268 ...I only had you in my heart. 00:03:11.274 --> 00:03:13.026 Goodbye. 00:05:12.771 --> 00:05:14.856 --money before the panel earlier this year. 00:05:15.023 --> 00:05:16.525 Happy birthday. 00:05:19.027 --> 00:05:20.195 Look at that. 00:05:21.071 --> 00:05:23.532 That is veggie bacon. 00:05:23.698 --> 00:05:25.534 Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol... 00:05:25.700 --> 00:05:28.286 ...and you won't even taste the difference. 00:05:29.162 --> 00:05:30.914 What time do you think you'll be home? 00:05:31.081 --> 00:05:32.249 Same time. 00:05:32.415 --> 00:05:34.543 I don't want him dicking you around tonight. 00:05:34.709 --> 00:05:38.588 You get paid till 5, you work till 5. No later. 00:05:40.090 --> 00:05:41.591 Hey. 00:05:42.384 --> 00:05:44.427 -Hey, happy birthday. -Well, thank you. 00:05:44.594 --> 00:05:46.471 You're late again. 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:49.266 There was no hot water again. 00:05:49.432 --> 00:05:51.309 I have an easy fix for that. 00:05:51.476 --> 00:05:56.106 You wake up early, and then you get to be the first person in the shower. 00:05:56.273 --> 00:05:57.899 I have an idea. 00:05:59.985 --> 00:06:03.321 How about buy a new hot-water heater? 00:06:03.947 --> 00:06:08.285 How's that idea? For the million-billionth time. 00:06:10.745 --> 00:06:13.290 -Did you take your echinacea? -Yeah. 00:06:13.456 --> 00:06:15.417 I think it's getting better. 00:06:15.584 --> 00:06:18.086 What the hell is this? 00:06:18.253 --> 00:06:19.462 -Hey. -It's veggie bacon. 00:06:19.629 --> 00:06:22.507 We're watching our cholesterol, I guess. 00:06:22.716 --> 00:06:26.428 Not me. I want real bacon. Not this fake crap. 00:06:26.595 --> 00:06:28.221 Too bad. Eat it. 00:06:29.222 --> 00:06:33.852 -This smells like Band-Aids. -Eat it. 00:06:39.357 --> 00:06:43.278 -So how does it feel to be old? -How does it feel to be a smart-ass? 00:06:44.154 --> 00:06:45.822 Good. 00:06:47.449 --> 00:06:49.117 Eat your veggie bacon. 00:07:08.178 --> 00:07:09.888 -You're all set? -Yeah, I'm fine. 00:07:10.055 --> 00:07:13.016 -All right, see you at home. -Okay, see you. 00:07:16.686 --> 00:07:18.396 Chemistry. 00:07:18.563 --> 00:07:21.316 It is the study of what? 00:07:22.651 --> 00:07:24.194 Anyone? 00:07:25.528 --> 00:07:26.905 Ben. 00:07:27.072 --> 00:07:29.866 -Chemicals. -Chemicals. 00:07:30.033 --> 00:07:32.410 No. 00:07:32.577 --> 00:07:35.038 Chemistry is.... 00:07:35.205 --> 00:07:40.418 Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. 00:07:40.585 --> 00:07:43.713 But I prefer to see it as the study of change. 00:07:43.880 --> 00:07:46.549 Now, just-- Just think about this. 00:07:46.716 --> 00:07:48.259 Electrons. 00:07:48.426 --> 00:07:50.011 They... 00:07:50.720 --> 00:07:52.180 ...change their energy levels. 00:07:52.347 --> 00:07:54.224 Molecules. 00:07:54.391 --> 00:07:57.227 Molecules change their bonds. 00:07:57.811 --> 00:08:02.524 Elements. They combine and change into compounds. 00:08:02.732 --> 00:08:05.402 Well, that's-- That's all of life, right? 00:08:05.568 --> 00:08:08.196 I mean, it's just-- It's the constant, it's the cycle. 00:08:08.363 --> 00:08:13.243 It's solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. 00:08:13.410 --> 00:08:18.415 It is growth, then decay, then transformation. 00:08:20.834 --> 00:08:24.421 It is fascinating, really. 00:08:29.884 --> 00:08:31.386 Chad. 00:08:32.721 --> 00:08:34.973 Is there something wrong with your table? 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:40.729 Okay, ionic bonds. 00:08:49.654 --> 00:08:51.614 Are you done? 00:08:53.867 --> 00:08:57.454 Ionic bonds. Chapter six. 00:09:08.882 --> 00:09:11.468 One, two, three makes 10, and 10 makes 20. 00:09:11.634 --> 00:09:12.635 There's your receipt. 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:15.180 Just hand this disc to your car-wash professional. 00:09:15.388 --> 00:09:17.640 Thank you. Come again. 00:09:29.027 --> 00:09:32.155 He's not coming. He says he quits. 00:09:32.822 --> 00:09:34.324 I'm gonna run the register. 00:09:34.824 --> 00:09:37.327 Bogdan, no. We talked about this. 00:09:37.494 --> 00:09:39.954 I'm short-handed, Walter. What am I to do? 00:09:42.832 --> 00:09:44.542 Walter? 00:09:46.002 --> 00:09:47.962 What am I to do? 00:10:08.024 --> 00:10:10.360 Hey, Mr. White. 00:10:11.194 --> 00:10:15.031 -Make those tires shine, huh? -Oh, my God. 00:10:15.198 --> 00:10:17.742 You will not believe who's cleaning Chad's car. 00:10:17.951 --> 00:10:19.828 Mr. White. 00:10:19.994 --> 00:10:21.204 From chemistry. 00:10:41.057 --> 00:10:43.101 Surprise! 00:10:43.685 --> 00:10:45.103 Happy birthday, Dad. 00:10:45.270 --> 00:10:47.480 -Happy birthday. -Happy birthday. 00:10:48.690 --> 00:10:52.443 -Oh, you're so very late. -Happy birthday. 00:10:52.610 --> 00:10:57.532 Really, I'm serious, Skyler. I mean, you're flat as a washboard. 00:10:57.699 --> 00:10:59.409 You look awesome. 00:10:59.576 --> 00:11:03.413 -She's not showing at all, is she? -She's showing a little. 00:11:04.539 --> 00:11:07.208 Carmen, this is my sister, Marie. 00:11:07.375 --> 00:11:09.544 -Nice to meet you. -Hi. 00:11:10.753 --> 00:11:13.590 Glock 22, that's my daily carry, okay? 00:11:13.756 --> 00:11:16.593 I mean, unless you're talking, what, Plus P Plus loads... 00:11:16.759 --> 00:11:18.428 ...you can forget the 9 mil. 00:11:18.595 --> 00:11:21.431 Shit, I seen one of those bounce off a windshield one time. 00:11:21.598 --> 00:11:23.558 -Yeah, with you shooting. -Hey. 00:11:24.267 --> 00:11:27.270 If you're gonna bring a gun, baby, you gotta bring enough gun. 00:11:27.437 --> 00:11:29.230 Forty caliber. 00:11:30.064 --> 00:11:31.649 -This is awesome. -Nice, isn't it? 00:11:31.816 --> 00:11:35.778 -Yeah. Dad, come check this out. -Yeah, I see it. 00:11:35.945 --> 00:11:38.406 -Come on, take it. -Yeah. Check it out, Walt. 00:11:40.325 --> 00:11:44.287 -No, no, it's just heavy. -That's why they hire men. 00:11:45.538 --> 00:11:46.998 Hey, it's not gonna bite you. 00:11:47.165 --> 00:11:50.793 Looks like Keith Richards with a glass of warm milk, doesn't he? 00:11:52.128 --> 00:11:54.756 Hey, Walt. Everybody, listen up, listen up, listen up. 00:11:54.923 --> 00:11:58.760 I'm gonna give a toast, a little toast to my brother-in-law. Come here. 00:11:59.177 --> 00:12:03.306 Walt, you got a brain the size of Wisconsin... 00:12:03.473 --> 00:12:05.808 ...but we're not gonna hold that against you. 00:12:06.643 --> 00:12:08.353 But your heart's in the right place. 00:12:08.561 --> 00:12:11.105 Your heart's in the right place. We love you, man. 00:12:11.272 --> 00:12:13.816 Everybody, to Walt. 00:12:18.988 --> 00:12:21.157 Oh, shit. Turn on channel three. 00:12:24.285 --> 00:12:26.871 At which point we apprehended three individuals and placed them in custody. 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:29.666 I'm proud to say the outstanding professionalism... 00:12:29.832 --> 00:12:33.127 ...of my fellow agents at the Albuquerque District Office... 00:12:33.294 --> 00:12:36.005 ...resulted in a substantial amount of methamphetamine... 00:12:36.172 --> 00:12:37.674 ...being taken off the streets. 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:39.676 -Were any shots fired? -No, ma'am. 00:12:39.842 --> 00:12:41.886 Our agents took the suspects by surprise. 00:12:42.095 --> 00:12:46.015 -Damn. The TV does add 10 pounds. -Ten pounds? 00:12:46.182 --> 00:12:48.851 Hey, sit and spin, both of you. 00:12:49.018 --> 00:12:51.104 -Hank. -What? 00:12:51.688 --> 00:12:53.982 Sorry. You didn't see that. 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:55.650 So charming. 00:12:55.817 --> 00:12:59.821 --clearly an ongoing operation. One which was well-organized.... 00:12:59.988 --> 00:13:02.532 -Hank, how much money is that? -It's about 700 grand. 00:13:02.699 --> 00:13:03.992 It was a pretty good haul. 00:13:04.158 --> 00:13:07.036 As I say, it's a good day for the citizens of Albuquerque... 00:13:07.203 --> 00:13:10.039 ...when we can put this big a dent in the local drug trade. 00:13:10.206 --> 00:13:13.334 Well, that's unusual, isn't it? That kind of cash? 00:13:14.127 --> 00:13:19.007 Well, it's not the most we ever took. It's easy money, till we catch you. 00:13:19.507 --> 00:13:22.260 Walt, just say the word and I'll take you on a ride-along. 00:13:22.427 --> 00:13:24.762 You can watch us knock down a meth lab, huh? 00:13:24.929 --> 00:13:26.889 Get a little excitement in your life. 00:13:27.515 --> 00:13:29.726 Yeah, someday. 00:13:38.526 --> 00:13:40.278 Which one's this? 00:13:40.445 --> 00:13:44.741 That faux-Lalique vase I picked up at the Super-Swap. 00:13:49.746 --> 00:13:50.747 How's it doing? 00:13:50.913 --> 00:13:55.168 Well, I met my reserve and there's still two minutes. 00:14:02.175 --> 00:14:03.926 What's up? 00:14:04.093 --> 00:14:06.471 You tell me, birthday boy. 00:14:09.057 --> 00:14:11.809 Oh, hey, so, what's up for Saturday? 00:14:12.477 --> 00:14:15.313 Car wash. Bogdan says he needs me. 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:19.817 -Till what time? Noon, 1-ish? -Probably 2, more like it. 00:14:19.984 --> 00:14:22.445 And then what after that? 00:14:24.072 --> 00:14:25.740 Actually... 00:14:26.449 --> 00:14:30.912 ...I was thinking of driving up to Los Alamos. They've got this-- 00:14:31.079 --> 00:14:34.916 The visitor center has an exhibit on that's really supposed to be-- 00:14:35.083 --> 00:14:37.835 -You're not gonna paint? -No, I'll paint. 00:14:38.628 --> 00:14:40.963 It's just that this-- 00:14:41.130 --> 00:14:46.511 You know, this exhibition on the Mars-rover photographs are.... 00:14:46.844 --> 00:14:50.139 I mean, the detail really is just supposed to be amazing. 00:14:50.306 --> 00:14:52.975 It's just that I really need you to paint at some point. 00:14:53.142 --> 00:14:55.311 The sooner that back bedroom gets finished.... 00:14:55.478 --> 00:14:56.479 I know. 00:14:56.646 --> 00:14:59.816 And I'd do it myself, except you don't want me on the stepladder. 00:14:59.982 --> 00:15:02.360 -I will paint. -Okay. 00:15:05.363 --> 00:15:08.491 -What is going on down there? -No, it's-- 00:15:08.658 --> 00:15:10.827 Is he asleep? 00:15:11.828 --> 00:15:14.455 No, it's nothing. He's just.... 00:15:14.622 --> 00:15:17.792 You know. Well, you gotta be careful about the baby and-- 00:15:17.959 --> 00:15:21.212 Well, don't worry about the baby. This is just for you. 00:15:21.379 --> 00:15:25.508 We are just doing you tonight. 00:15:25.842 --> 00:15:28.761 So just close your eyes... 00:15:29.053 --> 00:15:31.764 ...relax, and let it.... 00:15:34.517 --> 00:15:37.186 -Close your eyes. -Oh, okay. 00:15:37.562 --> 00:15:39.272 Okay. 00:15:40.773 --> 00:15:42.525 There you go. 00:15:42.817 --> 00:15:44.402 That's it. 00:15:44.819 --> 00:15:46.904 That's it. 00:15:47.196 --> 00:15:49.824 There you go. 00:15:49.991 --> 00:15:52.034 Keep it going. 00:15:52.368 --> 00:15:54.537 Keep it going. 00:15:55.037 --> 00:15:57.540 Keep it going. 00:15:58.040 --> 00:16:02.378 Keep-- Yes! Fifty-six. 00:16:52.929 --> 00:16:56.390 This is so embarrassing. I am fine, honestly. 00:16:57.225 --> 00:16:58.935 It's just some bug going around. 00:16:59.101 --> 00:17:01.479 First, my wife had it, then my son, and now me. 00:17:01.646 --> 00:17:05.983 It's just-- It's just like a chest cold. 00:17:06.150 --> 00:17:07.944 Could be some low blood sugar as well. 00:17:08.110 --> 00:17:11.447 I didn't have the greatest breakfast this morning. Honestly, I didn't. 00:17:11.614 --> 00:17:14.617 Hey, listen, can you do me a favor? Can you just... 00:17:14.784 --> 00:17:16.786 ...drop me off at a corner somewhere? 00:17:18.287 --> 00:17:20.081 No, sorry. 00:17:20.790 --> 00:17:23.292 It's just that I don't have the greatest insurance. 00:17:23.459 --> 00:17:25.294 Take a couple of deep breaths for me. 00:17:31.801 --> 00:17:34.136 Is there anybody you want us to contact for you? 00:17:34.303 --> 00:17:36.514 No. God, no. 00:17:36.681 --> 00:17:38.933 Lean forward for me, would you? 00:17:41.769 --> 00:17:46.399 -Mr. White, are you a smoker? -No, never. 00:17:48.109 --> 00:17:49.402 Why do you ask? 00:18:29.191 --> 00:18:31.027 Mr. White? 00:18:31.861 --> 00:18:33.696 Mr. White? 00:18:34.864 --> 00:18:36.073 Yes? 00:18:37.366 --> 00:18:39.452 You understood what I've just said to you? 00:18:40.369 --> 00:18:41.662 Yes. 00:18:41.829 --> 00:18:44.665 Lung cancer. Inoperable. 00:18:46.459 --> 00:18:51.547 I'm sorry. I just need to make sure you fully understand. 00:18:52.006 --> 00:18:58.012 Best-case scenario, with chemo, I'll live maybe another couple years. 00:18:59.555 --> 00:19:01.390 It's just... 00:19:01.557 --> 00:19:04.226 ...you've got mustard on your.... 00:19:05.895 --> 00:19:08.731 Right there. You got mustard there. 00:19:08.981 --> 00:19:10.566 Right there. 00:19:19.700 --> 00:19:21.619 So my records show that I paid it... 00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:24.830 ...and I certainly don't feel that we owe any late-- 00:19:24.997 --> 00:19:26.582 Yeah, all right. 00:19:26.749 --> 00:19:30.169 Well, I'll check with the bank and maybe the post office... 00:19:30.336 --> 00:19:32.588 ...if they lost it or something. 00:19:32.755 --> 00:19:35.841 Yeah, let me look into that. Okay. 00:19:36.008 --> 00:19:37.134 Thank you. 00:19:40.179 --> 00:19:41.806 Hey. 00:19:41.972 --> 00:19:43.599 Hey. 00:19:46.143 --> 00:19:49.522 Did you use the MasterCard last month? 00:19:49.689 --> 00:19:52.733 Fifteen eighty-eight at Staples? 00:19:58.656 --> 00:20:00.616 We needed printer paper. 00:20:01.283 --> 00:20:04.328 Walt, the MasterCard’s the one we don’t use. 00:20:05.371 --> 00:20:06.789 Okay. 00:20:07.415 --> 00:20:10.459 So how was your day? 00:20:11.669 --> 00:20:13.462 Oh, you know. 00:20:14.630 --> 00:20:16.632 I don't know. It was... 00:20:19.260 --> 00:20:20.761 ...fine. 00:20:47.830 --> 00:20:50.249 Hey, Walter. 00:20:50.416 --> 00:20:51.876 Walter. 00:20:52.042 --> 00:20:55.755 Walter. I'm shorthanded. I need you outside to do wipe downs. 00:20:55.921 --> 00:20:57.006 -Come on. -What? 00:20:57.173 --> 00:20:59.216 I said I need you to do some wipe downs. 00:20:59.383 --> 00:21:01.761 Are you here to work, or to stare at the skies? 00:21:01.927 --> 00:21:03.846 Come on. Let's go. 00:21:05.681 --> 00:21:07.183 Come on, man. 00:21:07.349 --> 00:21:08.851 Fuck you, Bogdan. 00:21:09.018 --> 00:21:12.855 -What? -I said, "fuck you." And your eyebrows. 00:21:17.568 --> 00:21:19.528 Wipe down this. 00:22:20.756 --> 00:22:24.051 Hank? Hank, it’s Walt. Hey. 00:22:24.260 --> 00:22:26.804 Oh, listen. I didn’t wake you, did I? 00:22:26.971 --> 00:22:29.306 Oh, good, good. 00:22:29.473 --> 00:22:33.060 Oh, no, no. Nothing's wrong. I just.... 00:22:33.269 --> 00:22:39.275 I’ve been thinking about that offer of that ride-along. 00:22:39.859 --> 00:22:41.819 It's the last house on the right. See it? 00:22:41.986 --> 00:22:44.029 Not the two-story one, the one next to it. 00:22:44.196 --> 00:22:47.074 Kind of.... I don't know, what do you call that? 00:22:47.283 --> 00:22:49.952 -Green? -Sage. 00:22:50.411 --> 00:22:51.704 Sage? 00:22:51.871 --> 00:22:54.164 Do you work at the fucking Pottery Barn? Jesus. 00:22:54.331 --> 00:22:56.542 Sage. That’s the word for it. 00:22:56.709 --> 00:22:59.670 My fault the only word your dumb-ass knows is "green"? 00:22:59.837 --> 00:23:02.882 "Cheese-dick." I know that one. How about that? 00:23:03.549 --> 00:23:05.968 Anyway, it's the sage one. See it? 00:23:06.176 --> 00:23:08.721 So, what tells you it’s a meth lab? 00:23:08.888 --> 00:23:10.180 Just our snitch. 00:23:10.347 --> 00:23:13.017 Says some dude who goes by "Cap’n Cook"... 00:23:13.183 --> 00:23:14.810 ...lives up to his name in there. 00:23:14.977 --> 00:23:19.064 Says he always adds a dash of chili powder. 00:23:19.231 --> 00:23:22.151 You exuberant Mexicans. 00:23:22.318 --> 00:23:24.570 "Cap’n Cook"? That’s a white boy’s name. 00:23:24.737 --> 00:23:25.863 Dopey as hell too. 00:23:26.030 --> 00:23:28.032 Yeah? I'll tell you what. 00:23:28.198 --> 00:23:30.784 I got you 20 bucks that says he’s a beaner. 00:23:30.951 --> 00:23:33.329 -All right. -You’re on. 00:23:35.122 --> 00:23:37.666 All right. Come on, come on, come on. 00:23:41.086 --> 00:23:43.756 All right. School bus is clear. You got the green light. 00:23:43.923 --> 00:23:45.549 Copy that. 00:23:53.182 --> 00:23:55.643 Watch this. Makes them shit. 00:23:59.146 --> 00:24:00.481 Go, go, go, go! 00:24:11.283 --> 00:24:12.952 Meth labs are nasty on a good day. 00:24:13.118 --> 00:24:15.412 You mix that shit wrong and you got mustard gas. 00:24:15.579 --> 00:24:17.665 Phosphine gas. 00:24:18.415 --> 00:24:20.626 -I think. -Yeah, exactly. 00:24:20.793 --> 00:24:23.379 One whiff will kill you. That’s why the respirators. 00:25:11.719 --> 00:25:14.054 House is clear. One suspect in custody. 00:25:14.221 --> 00:25:16.598 Copy that. The suspect... 00:25:16.765 --> 00:25:18.976 ...might he be of the Latino persuasion? 00:25:19.143 --> 00:25:22.146 Driver's license says "Emilio Koyama." 00:25:22.312 --> 00:25:26.650 -Asian. Pay up, sucker. -Hey, hey. First name, Emilio. 00:25:26.817 --> 00:25:28.485 That's at least half a beaner. 00:25:28.652 --> 00:25:31.488 Tell you what, I'll let you off for a 10. 00:25:32.948 --> 00:25:34.116 Cheer up, Gomey. 00:25:34.283 --> 00:25:36.534 -You people still got J. Lo. -Hank. 00:25:37.535 --> 00:25:39.621 Do you think I might get to go inside? 00:25:39.788 --> 00:25:41.832 See the actual lab? 00:25:45.669 --> 00:25:48.922 Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell you what, we’re gonna go peek our heads in... 00:25:49.089 --> 00:25:51.091 ...check it out first. 00:25:51.258 --> 00:25:54.011 Stay here a minute. Let's go, Frank. 00:26:13.906 --> 00:26:15.324 Oh, God. 00:26:23.791 --> 00:26:24.875 Oh, God. 00:26:32.424 --> 00:26:33.717 Oh, my God. 00:26:35.719 --> 00:26:37.221 Pinkman? 00:26:54.196 --> 00:26:55.697 Cap'n. 00:27:33.569 --> 00:27:37.865 Hey. It’s me. I’m alone. 00:27:43.871 --> 00:27:47.875 -How’d you find me? -You’re still in our filing system. 00:27:51.086 --> 00:27:54.298 So your aunt owns this place, right? 00:27:54.464 --> 00:27:55.632 I own it. 00:27:59.219 --> 00:28:00.846 Look, no one's looking for you. 00:28:01.013 --> 00:28:02.764 Why are you here? 00:28:02.931 --> 00:28:05.184 I was curious. 00:28:05.767 --> 00:28:08.270 Honestly, I never expected you to amount to much... 00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:11.148 ...but methamphetamine? 00:28:12.858 --> 00:28:14.985 I didn’t picture that. 00:28:16.320 --> 00:28:19.865 -There's a lot of money in it, huh? -Don’t know what you’re talking about. 00:28:20.032 --> 00:28:21.783 -No? -Not a clue. 00:28:23.911 --> 00:28:25.662 Cap’n Cook? 00:28:26.121 --> 00:28:28.040 That’s not you? 00:28:33.962 --> 00:28:35.923 Like I said, no one is looking for you. 00:28:36.131 --> 00:28:40.135 Look, I don’t know what you think you’re doing here, Mr. White. 00:28:40.302 --> 00:28:42.554 I mean, if you’re planning on giving me some... 00:28:42.721 --> 00:28:46.141 ...bull-winder about getting right with Jesus or turning myself in-- 00:28:46.308 --> 00:28:49.228 -Not really. -High school was a long time ago. 00:28:49.394 --> 00:28:53.899 You ain’t Welcome Back, Kotter, so step off. No speeches. 00:28:54.066 --> 00:28:55.859 Short speech. 00:28:56.193 --> 00:28:59.488 You lost your partner today. What’s-his-name. 00:29:00.656 --> 00:29:02.282 Emilio? 00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:05.744 Emilio is going to prison. 00:29:07.246 --> 00:29:10.874 The DEA took all your money, your lab. 00:29:12.042 --> 00:29:13.669 You've got nothing. 00:29:13.835 --> 00:29:15.462 Square one. 00:29:16.255 --> 00:29:18.340 But you know the business... 00:29:19.341 --> 00:29:21.802 ...and I know the chemistry. 00:29:24.721 --> 00:29:27.015 I’m thinking... 00:29:27.182 --> 00:29:29.393 ...maybe you and I could partner up. 00:29:40.779 --> 00:29:44.449 You wanna cook crystal meth? 00:29:45.742 --> 00:29:47.160 You. 00:29:47.327 --> 00:29:50.831 You and me. 00:29:50.998 --> 00:29:52.541 That's right. 00:29:55.294 --> 00:29:59.715 Either that, or I turn you in. 00:30:10.058 --> 00:30:12.602 -What the hell is this? -Damned if I know. 00:30:12.769 --> 00:30:14.896 I described it as mosaic folk art. 00:30:15.063 --> 00:30:17.733 -And somebody bought it? -Yeah, some guy in Minneapolis. 00:30:17.899 --> 00:30:20.360 Fourteen dollars plus shipping. Yes. 00:30:20.527 --> 00:30:23.530 At this rate, in 50 or 60 years you’ll be rich. 00:30:24.656 --> 00:30:28.744 -So how goes the novel? -It's not a novel, actually, which I-- 00:30:28.910 --> 00:30:30.495 You're not writing a novel? 00:30:30.662 --> 00:30:32.748 -You told me you were. -No. Short stories. 00:30:32.914 --> 00:30:35.500 I said that if eventually I have enough good ones... 00:30:35.667 --> 00:30:37.461 ...that maybe I'll try... 00:30:38.503 --> 00:30:40.172 ...and publish another collection. 00:30:40.339 --> 00:30:42.883 Those really didn't sell. 00:30:43.467 --> 00:30:46.928 I just thought a novel would be easier to sell. 00:30:47.095 --> 00:30:49.598 Yeah, well, maybe so. 00:30:50.349 --> 00:30:53.185 Ever want me to read anything, I could critique it for you. 00:30:55.562 --> 00:30:56.980 No. 00:30:58.648 --> 00:31:02.694 I mean, I'm just not at that stage where I.... 00:31:03.111 --> 00:31:06.573 -No. -Open offer. 00:31:07.866 --> 00:31:11.411 -So, what’s up with Walt lately? -What do you mean? He’s fine. 00:31:11.578 --> 00:31:13.497 He just seems... 00:31:13.663 --> 00:31:15.624 ...I don’t know. Quieter than usual. 00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:18.335 Turning 50 is a big deal. 00:31:18.502 --> 00:31:22.297 I mean, I’m sure as hell not looking forward to 40. 00:31:23.673 --> 00:31:25.967 You're gonna be a basket-case. 00:31:30.389 --> 00:31:33.892 -So it’s a mid-life crisis. -No. He’s just quiet. 00:31:35.060 --> 00:31:38.063 -How’s the sex? -Marie, Jesus. 00:31:38.522 --> 00:31:39.981 I guess that answers that. 00:32:22.691 --> 00:32:23.984 You just gonna sit there? 00:32:32.492 --> 00:32:34.786 Look at this. Look at this. 00:32:34.953 --> 00:32:39.624 Kjeldahl-style recovery flask, 800 millilitres. Very rare. 00:32:39.791 --> 00:32:42.544 You got your usual paraphernalia, Griffin beakers... 00:32:42.711 --> 00:32:46.673 ...your Erlenmeyer flask. But the pièce de résistance... 00:32:46.882 --> 00:32:51.511 ...a round-bottom boiling flask, 5000 millilitres. 00:32:54.514 --> 00:32:57.309 I cook in one of those. A big one. 00:32:58.810 --> 00:33:00.395 One of these? 00:33:01.021 --> 00:33:04.274 No, this is an volumetric flask. You wouldn’t cook in one of these. 00:33:04.441 --> 00:33:07.486 -Yeah. I do. -No, you don’t. 00:33:07.652 --> 00:33:11.531 A volumetric flask is for general mixing and titration. 00:33:11.698 --> 00:33:14.534 You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask. 00:33:14.701 --> 00:33:16.578 That’s what a boiling flask is for. 00:33:16.745 --> 00:33:19.122 Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class? 00:33:19.289 --> 00:33:22.375 No. You flunked me, remember? 00:33:22.542 --> 00:33:24.836 -No wonder. -Prick. 00:33:25.003 --> 00:33:28.507 And let me tell you something else. This ain’t chemistry. 00:33:28.673 --> 00:33:30.675 Okay, this is art. 00:33:30.842 --> 00:33:32.427 Cooking is art... 00:33:32.594 --> 00:33:35.722 ...and shit I cook is the bomb, so don’t be telling me. 00:33:35.931 --> 00:33:38.391 Shit you cook is shit. 00:33:38.558 --> 00:33:40.644 I saw your setup. Ridiculous. 00:33:40.810 --> 00:33:43.480 You and I will not make garbage. 00:33:43.647 --> 00:33:46.399 We will produce a chemically pure and stable product... 00:33:46.566 --> 00:33:48.818 ...that performs as advertised. No adulterants. 00:33:48.985 --> 00:33:52.822 -No baby formula. No chili powder. -No, no. Chili P's my signature. 00:33:52.989 --> 00:33:54.199 Not anymore. 00:33:55.450 --> 00:33:58.411 Yeah, well, we’ll see about that. 00:33:58.578 --> 00:34:01.081 -What the hell is this? -Lab safety equipment. 00:34:01.248 --> 00:34:04.751 We’re also gonna have an emergency eye-wash station. 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:07.587 These chemicals and their fumes are toxic. 00:34:07.754 --> 00:34:09.422 In case you didn’t you know that. 00:34:09.589 --> 00:34:12.801 Well, you can dress up like a faggot if you want. Not me. 00:34:18.098 --> 00:34:23.103 Listen, this stuff doesn’t stay more than a day. 00:34:23.270 --> 00:34:26.523 -I thought we were gonna cook here. -No, we’re not gonna cook here. 00:34:26.690 --> 00:34:29.693 Okay, this is my house. I don’t shit where I eat. 00:34:29.859 --> 00:34:33.196 -Well, then where are we gonna work? -You tell me. 00:34:33.363 --> 00:34:37.033 This is your deal . You wanna smoke it up, smoke it up at your house. 00:34:37.617 --> 00:34:40.912 No, I didn’t think so. Oh, well. 00:34:42.581 --> 00:34:44.040 Well... 00:34:44.666 --> 00:34:48.003 ...what if we rented one of those self-storage places? 00:34:48.169 --> 00:34:51.006 You know, those little orange garages? Worked out of there? 00:34:51.172 --> 00:34:55.051 No, they’re onto that. They've got dogs that sniff around. 00:34:56.803 --> 00:34:59.681 RV, that’s what you want. 00:35:00.682 --> 00:35:02.267 What, like a Winnebago? 00:35:04.644 --> 00:35:06.062 Yeah. 00:35:07.814 --> 00:35:12.485 I know a dude who wants to sell his. He just goes camping with it. 00:35:12.652 --> 00:35:15.071 But a mobile meth lab? That'd be the bomb. 00:35:15.238 --> 00:35:18.366 I mean, you can drive way out in the boonies. 00:35:19.200 --> 00:35:20.702 Be all evasive. 00:35:48.271 --> 00:35:51.775 Dude, this isn't even 7 grand, all right? My guy wants 85. 00:35:51.941 --> 00:35:54.819 This is all the money I have in the world. 00:35:55.111 --> 00:35:57.489 You’re a drug dealer. Negotiate. 00:35:59.115 --> 00:36:01.576 You are not how I remember you from class. 00:36:01.743 --> 00:36:04.579 -I mean, like, not at all. -Yeah, well, I gotta go. 00:36:04.746 --> 00:36:06.206 Wait. Wait. Hold up. 00:36:07.582 --> 00:36:10.835 Tell me why you’re doing this. Seriously. 00:36:11.586 --> 00:36:15.256 -Why do you do it? -Money, mainly. 00:36:16.591 --> 00:36:20.553 -There you go. -No, come on, man. 00:36:20.720 --> 00:36:23.181 Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass... 00:36:23.348 --> 00:36:26.685 ...all a sudden at age, what, 60, he’s just gonna break bad? 00:36:27.102 --> 00:36:29.270 -I’m 50. -It’s weird, is all. 00:36:29.437 --> 00:36:31.648 Okay, it doesn’t compute. Listen... 00:36:31.815 --> 00:36:34.442 ...if you’ve gone crazy or something... 00:36:34.609 --> 00:36:38.446 ...I mean, if you’ve gone crazy, or depressed. 00:36:38.613 --> 00:36:40.782 I’m just saying. 00:36:41.825 --> 00:36:43.743 That’s something I need to know about. 00:36:43.910 --> 00:36:46.121 Okay, I mean, that affects me. 00:36:51.835 --> 00:36:53.962 I am awake. 00:36:57.966 --> 00:36:59.008 What? 00:37:03.012 --> 00:37:04.139 Buy the RV. 00:37:06.141 --> 00:37:08.184 We start tomorrow. 00:37:13.648 --> 00:37:15.650 How's it coming in there? 00:37:16.025 --> 00:37:18.069 Fine. 00:37:24.284 --> 00:37:26.703 Do you want me or your dad? 00:37:28.538 --> 00:37:30.665 Dad. 00:37:46.473 --> 00:37:49.267 So how are those feeling in the waist? Are they too tight? 00:37:49.434 --> 00:37:51.728 You don’t want to get them if they’re too tight. 00:37:51.895 --> 00:37:55.148 They’re-- They're pretty shrunk. 00:37:55.315 --> 00:37:57.984 Are you sure you don’t want the--? Like a different kind? 00:37:58.193 --> 00:37:59.944 Like, you know, the skinny jeans... 00:38:00.111 --> 00:38:02.697 ...because those are in style. The skaters wear them. 00:38:03.281 --> 00:38:06.493 -Do I look like a skater? -All right. 00:38:06.701 --> 00:38:09.704 Mom, get them, my big-boy pants. 00:38:11.456 --> 00:38:15.210 Mommy, could you zip up my big-boy pants? 00:38:20.882 --> 00:38:22.008 -Don’t. -What? 00:38:24.135 --> 00:38:26.554 -Don't. -Walt. 00:38:29.349 --> 00:38:31.226 I have no idea. 00:38:32.644 --> 00:38:34.729 No, you know what? Don't even look at them. 00:38:34.896 --> 00:38:37.941 -They're obviously very stupid. -Yep. 00:38:38.107 --> 00:38:39.234 Yeah. 00:38:41.319 --> 00:38:44.447 I think that-- I think those jeans look really good on you. 00:38:44.614 --> 00:38:47.408 I think you should get them if you like them, okay? 00:38:47.575 --> 00:38:50.537 Why don't you hang out here for a second? I'll be right back. 00:38:50.745 --> 00:38:51.746 Fine. 00:38:52.247 --> 00:38:56.751 Hey, Mommy, I think I pinched a loaf in my brand-new big-boy pants. 00:39:04.092 --> 00:39:07.303 -What are you doing? -What’s wrong? Having trouble walking? 00:39:07.637 --> 00:39:10.265 Get off me! Get off me! 00:39:13.601 --> 00:39:15.103 I’ll mess you up, man. 00:39:15.270 --> 00:39:17.564 You'll have one shot. You'd better make it good. 00:39:17.981 --> 00:39:20.316 You waiting for your girlfriends? Better go. 00:39:20.483 --> 00:39:23.486 You'd better go. Take it. Take your shot. Take it! 00:39:24.654 --> 00:39:25.780 Come on. 00:39:26.322 --> 00:39:28.449 -Come on. -Come on, let's get out of here. 00:39:28.616 --> 00:39:29.993 Let's go. 00:39:31.578 --> 00:39:33.121 Psycho. 00:40:08.740 --> 00:40:11.242 Yeah, nothing but cows. 00:40:11.409 --> 00:40:14.746 Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles... 00:40:14.913 --> 00:40:17.457 ...but I don't see nobody. 00:40:17.707 --> 00:40:22.211 -"Cow house"? -Yeah. Where they live. 00:40:22.378 --> 00:40:23.630 The cows. 00:40:24.839 --> 00:40:28.927 Whatever, man. Shit, yeah. Let's cook here. 00:40:30.970 --> 00:40:32.680 Cow house. 00:40:33.389 --> 00:40:34.641 God help me. 00:40:46.736 --> 00:40:50.865 -What are you doing? -These are my good clothes. 00:40:51.658 --> 00:40:54.160 You can't go home smelling like a meth lab. 00:40:54.369 --> 00:40:56.871 Yeah, you can. I do. 00:40:57.747 --> 00:41:02.669 Those? Those.... You're keeping those on, right? 00:41:11.010 --> 00:41:13.513 Come on. Daylight's burning. 00:41:14.222 --> 00:41:16.224 Oh, my God. 00:41:23.731 --> 00:41:26.442 Wow, this is a good look for you. 00:41:26.609 --> 00:41:29.904 I mean, you're maybe only the world's second-biggest homo. 00:41:30.071 --> 00:41:32.490 Would you shut up and help me? 00:41:32.949 --> 00:41:35.243 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 00:41:35.410 --> 00:41:39.998 -Work it. Baby, work it. -Turn that off. 00:42:46.522 --> 00:42:48.816 This is glass-grade. 00:42:49.650 --> 00:42:55.073 You got-- Jesus, you got crystals in here 2 inches, 3 inches long. 00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:56.866 This is pure glass. 00:42:58.576 --> 00:43:00.787 You're a goddamn artist. 00:43:01.329 --> 00:43:04.082 This is art, Mr. White. 00:43:04.582 --> 00:43:06.667 Well, actually, it's just basic chemistry... 00:43:06.834 --> 00:43:09.629 ...but thank you, Jesse. I'm glad it's acceptable. 00:43:09.796 --> 00:43:12.590 Acceptable? You're the goddamn Iron Chef. 00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.551 Every jibhead from here to Timbuktu's gonna want a taste. 00:43:17.011 --> 00:43:22.016 -Man, I gotta try this. -No. No. 00:43:22.517 --> 00:43:24.936 No. We only sell it. We don't use it. 00:43:26.187 --> 00:43:27.855 Okay, since when? 00:43:28.689 --> 00:43:31.192 Listen, you've been watching way too much Miami Vice. 00:43:31.359 --> 00:43:32.610 That ain't happening. 00:43:36.656 --> 00:43:39.534 So, what now? 00:43:41.369 --> 00:43:42.620 How do we proceed? 00:43:46.749 --> 00:43:48.918 We cook more tomorrow. 00:43:50.044 --> 00:43:51.879 Meantime... 00:43:52.296 --> 00:43:54.674 ...I know just the guy to talk to. 00:43:56.217 --> 00:43:57.927 Get him. Come on. 00:44:03.933 --> 00:44:07.103 Hey, yo. Kraze, how you doing, my man? 00:44:09.355 --> 00:44:13.568 Hey, you got a new dog. Right on, man. 00:44:13.860 --> 00:44:15.736 What's his name? 00:44:16.779 --> 00:44:20.783 Yeah, I had a dog like that once, except maybe like twice as big. 00:44:20.950 --> 00:44:22.577 Super-purebred. 00:44:22.743 --> 00:44:26.330 Now, me personally, I would train him to go straight for the nutsack. 00:44:26.497 --> 00:44:28.583 Just shut your mouth and show me your money. 00:44:28.749 --> 00:44:30.293 I ain't buying, ése. 00:44:31.252 --> 00:44:32.962 I'm selling. 00:44:42.013 --> 00:44:45.600 Tell me that ain't the finest scante you ever laid eyes on. 00:44:46.601 --> 00:44:48.936 Go ahead. Try it. 00:44:49.103 --> 00:44:51.731 Hey, poochie. How you doing? 00:44:52.481 --> 00:44:54.609 Jesus Christ. 00:44:55.276 --> 00:44:58.112 Yeah. Booya! See, what'd I say? 00:44:58.905 --> 00:45:00.656 -It's all right. -It's all right? 00:45:00.823 --> 00:45:02.617 It's all right? Yeah, it's all right. 00:45:02.783 --> 00:45:06.120 -So what? You're back in business? -Hell, yeah, I'm back. 00:45:06.370 --> 00:45:09.790 With a vengeance. Vato loco gotta make a living. 00:45:09.957 --> 00:45:12.752 You know, with your cousin gone away and all.... 00:45:13.461 --> 00:45:16.214 And listen, homes, about that.... 00:45:17.798 --> 00:45:20.301 Really broke me up about Emilio. 00:45:21.010 --> 00:45:23.012 That dude is like my brother. 00:45:23.304 --> 00:45:26.224 -You okay? You talk to him? -Yeah, I talk to him. 00:45:26.515 --> 00:45:30.519 Said when the feds came, you were out sticking it in some neighbor lady. 00:45:30.686 --> 00:45:34.982 -Hey, you know, I got lucky twice. -I don't know, man. 00:45:35.316 --> 00:45:36.901 Emilio... 00:45:38.986 --> 00:45:41.405 ...he thinks maybe you dimed on him. 00:45:41.948 --> 00:45:45.034 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. That is bullshit. 00:45:45.826 --> 00:45:47.954 That is bullshit, Krazy, eh? 00:45:48.162 --> 00:45:50.790 I should kick his punk ass for even thinking that. 00:45:51.332 --> 00:45:53.834 You know what? Next time you talk to Emilio... 00:45:54.001 --> 00:45:55.711 ...you tell him for me, all right? 00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:02.927 Why don't you tell him yourself? Made bail this morning. 00:46:03.094 --> 00:46:06.013 Go ahead, pendejo. Kick my ass. 00:46:06.222 --> 00:46:07.764 Hey, listen-- 00:46:10.893 --> 00:46:12.853 Where did you get this? 00:46:14.730 --> 00:46:17.566 Because I know your little punk ass didn't cook it. 00:46:46.637 --> 00:46:50.850 Damn, man. What are you, some kind of nudist? 00:46:52.809 --> 00:46:56.147 Yeah, that's some stone-fine tick-tick you been cooking there, ése. 00:46:56.314 --> 00:46:57.982 How about you come work for me? 00:46:59.734 --> 00:47:02.403 I'd be willing to sell it to you... 00:47:02.903 --> 00:47:04.322 ...if the price is right. 00:47:15.333 --> 00:47:17.418 Out here all by yourself, huh? 00:47:25.009 --> 00:47:29.096 Hey, I know you. He was there when I got busted. 00:47:29.263 --> 00:47:31.307 -He's with the DEA. -No. 00:47:32.016 --> 00:47:34.560 You rata snitch motherfucker. 00:47:34.935 --> 00:47:36.270 Run, Mr. White! Run! 00:47:46.655 --> 00:47:48.199 I say we cap them both. 00:47:55.623 --> 00:47:57.666 You really cook up that batch? 00:47:59.794 --> 00:48:02.296 -Yeah. -You an artist. 00:48:04.131 --> 00:48:06.883 -It's a damn shame. -Wait. 00:48:07.051 --> 00:48:08.469 Wait a minute. 00:48:09.136 --> 00:48:13.808 Listen to me. I'll teach you my recipe, huh? 00:48:13.974 --> 00:48:16.185 What do you say? You wanna cook like me? 00:48:19.522 --> 00:48:21.524 You let us both live... 00:48:22.733 --> 00:48:26.404 ...and I will teach you, huh? 00:48:55.850 --> 00:48:57.852 Put the cigarette out. 00:49:00.646 --> 00:49:02.064 Please.... 00:49:45.524 --> 00:49:48.985 Move it, homes. Ain't got all day. 00:49:51.697 --> 00:49:53.073 Okay. 00:52:18.052 --> 00:52:19.553 Shit! 00:54:04.408 --> 00:54:06.034 What happened? 00:54:08.704 --> 00:54:11.290 Hey, what'd you do to them? 00:54:13.208 --> 00:54:16.962 Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat... 00:54:17.171 --> 00:54:19.506 ...yields phosphorus hydride. 00:54:20.549 --> 00:54:22.551 Phosphine gas. 00:54:22.926 --> 00:54:25.095 One good whiff and.... 00:54:49.703 --> 00:54:51.371 We gotta.... 00:54:53.373 --> 00:54:56.710 We gotta clean this up. 00:55:43.924 --> 00:55:45.759 Where were you? 00:55:54.059 --> 00:55:55.686 Walt.... 00:55:58.272 --> 00:56:00.774 I don't know what's been going on with you lately... 00:56:00.941 --> 00:56:03.735 -...but-- -Nothing, honey. I'm fine. 00:56:03.902 --> 00:56:08.156 Whatever it is, I'll tell you this. 00:56:08.699 --> 00:56:11.952 I do not like it when you don't talk to me. 00:56:13.328 --> 00:56:16.331 The worst thing you can do is shut me out. 00:57:02.377 --> 00:57:04.129 Walt.... 00:57:06.548 --> 00:57:11.053 Oh, Walt, is that you?